According to the NY Post, the daughter of actors Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna caught them, “Skinny dipping in the nude.” How else would you do it? And where did the expression skinny dipping come from anyway? If I went swimming naked, I’m pretty sure that would be fat dipping.
As near as I can determine, a head of cabbage costs around 75-cents. So, why did a pint of cole slaw cost more than $6.50 at my wife’s favorite deli last week?
When you were a little kid, bawling your eyes out, did your mom or dad ever say, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll give you something to cry about.”? Mine did, and I never understood that. I already had something to cry about. If I didn’t, why would I be crying?
In my endocrinologist’s office, the doctor got to talking about the islets in my pancreas. I asked him if he was referring to the islets of Langerhans (they produce insulin). He said yes. So, my question is why do I remember that, but not the name of anyone I met on Saturday?
My next appointment with this doctor who treats my diabetes is the day before Thanksgiving. Do you know what that means? It means I can have two deserts on Thanksgiving Day.
Have you ever watched Tyler Hoover’s Youtube channel? He’s hit on a very successful format, but I just don’t get it. He buys used cars, generally old but interesting ones, apparently without having them checked by a mechanic, or negotiating the price. Then, he hoons them, still without having a mechanic find any defects that might be dangerous beforehand. Plus, in honing them, he often breaks something. Finally, he takes them to his mechanic, gets an estimate on repairs, and decides whether to keep or dispose of them. I just don’t get that. Do you?
Nathan’s, the hot-dog restaurant, has a store in Oceanside, NY. In the store window, last month, there was a big poster advertising their “New York Cheesesteak.” What the hell is that? What do the folks at Geno’s, and Pat’s in Philadelphia think about it? Do you suppose either Gino’s or Pat’s will start selling Coney Island hot dogs in retaliation?
On my phone, but not on my computer, Google has been pestering me to enter my birthday into my account profile. Why? I’ve been getting along with Google for years without giving the company my birthday. Plus, Google knows where I was on February 11, five years ago, so doesn’t Google already know my birthday? Almost every other website I visit seems to know it.
Dos Equis beer did away with their ad campaign featuring the most interesting man in the world something like five-years ago. Do you remember any ad they’ve run since?