Things I Want (Or Need) To Know

  • Who won the puppy bowl?
  • More importantly, who won the lingerie bowl?  I mean it was all over the news who won the Super Bowl, but the outcomes of the other two contests got no coverage at all.
  • I’’m listed on Linked In, which is a social network for business contacts.  The site has been guessing at people I might know, based on the information I’ve given it, and apparently based on information I haven’’t given it too.  I have no idea how it makes these guesses.  I’’d like to know.  It even suggested last week that I might know a woman I met yesterday.
  • How much money can the people who make Eskimo Pies and Klondike Bars possibly be saving by omitting the stick?
  • Why doesn’’t the pop-up blocker on my computer work on newspaper websites?
  • I’’m cleaning up my basement.  Do you think it’’s alright for me to throw away my installation floppies for Windows 95?
  • How desperate for circulation are newspapers?  I bought a one-year, pre-paid home delivery subscription to the NY Daily News today for $52.  The newsstand price is $4.50 a week.
  • During a recent job interview, my cell phone fell off my belt.  New cell phone, new case, new clip, but still, it isn’’t the first time it’’s happened.  Does anyone make a good system for clipping your cell phone to your belt?  I’’d keep it in my pocket, but I have enough snapshots and videos of the inside of my pocket.

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.