Why did my endocrinologist’s office call me yesterday and again today to remind me of my appointment with him next week? After all, I’m not the one who has been late for any of the appointments, so I’m not the one who needs reminding. To be fair to him though, he still isn’t good, but he has gotten better at appointments in the past two years or so.
What did people use to distract cranky babies before we had car keys? And what are we going to use once proximity starting fobs become widespread?
Would the dog like it if I licked its face?
Don’t you wonder why outlook and look out don’t mean the same thing? Especially after what Yoda did to grammar.
The most recent chapter in the Lindsay Lohan story is that she was released from her 30-day jail sentence in a few hours because of prison overcrowding. After all the times shes been slapped on the wrist, can she possibly have any respect whatsoever for our legal system? Hell, she’s been slapped on the wrist so often that she must think someones trying to find a vein and give her a blood test.
What’s the difference between Lindsay Lohan and Rick Perry? According to Jay Leno on the Tonight Show, Lohan can finish a sentence in four-and-a-half hours.
If the world is my oyster, am I the oyster’s world too?