If there’s one thing I don’t understand about St. Patrick’s Day, it’s green bagels. Can you explain them?
Can you remember the last time you went twenty-four hours without reading or hearing the name of a Kardasian/Jenner pseudo-celebrity in the media? I can’t, but I’d like to.
I haven’t received any email spam trying to sell me either Cialis or Viagra in ages. Have you?
Does anyone you know or anyone who reads this follow the directions on the shampoo bottle and wash and rinse their hair, and then do it again immediately?
Similarly, is there anyone who owns a box of Q-tips, or any other cotton swab for that matter, who has never used them to clean the wax out of their ears? The directions on that box say don’t do that.