Things I Want (Or Need) To Know

Has the Super Bowl pre-game show started yet?

It’s not football, but are you on Team February or Team Febyouary?

Are garbage trucks designed to maximize the noise they make?

I have never seen the TLC reality TV show “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” but I have seen the promos and they make me ask, is it shown with subtitles?

There’s a book called ““Dreams of My Real Father”” that claims President Obama’’s real father was a poet named Frank Marshall Davis. The book also says that Mr. Davis was a communist and that the President’’s mother posed for nude photos some of which were published in fetish magazines. The book is controversial and you can find lots of material on the internet claiming to debunk it. I don’’t know whether anything in the book is true, but if Mr. Davis was President Obama’’s father, that would be proof positive that the President wasn’’t born in Kenya. Wouldn’’t it?

Do you think real estate in New York and San Francisco is expensive? Have you heard about the guy in Paris France who lived in a 17 square foot apartment with a ceiling slanted so he couldn’’t stand up everywhere in the room? The rent was 330 Euros or about $442 a month and he lived there for 15 years before running afoul of building codes that say an apartment must be at least 97 square feet and have a shower.

Someone has asked you at some time to “keep an eye out” for something or someone, haven’’t they? But, if you actually did take your eye out so you could keep it out, wouldn’’t that make it harder (rather than easier) to see?

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.