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Have you ever negotiated the intersection of Jericho Turnpike and the Cross Island Parkway in Bellerose, in any direction? Who thought that intersection was a good idea?
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You may remember that, “Reach out and touch someone,” was the signature advertising slogan of communications giant AT&T back in the early 1980’s. I wonder if the TSA has to pay royalties to AT&T.
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During this holiday season, can we at least let the operators who are standing by sit down?
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Have you seen the TV commercial for Jarred Jewelers extolling the virtues of the Pandora Bracelet? The product could be great, I don’t know, but in my opinion, Pandora is a terrible name for a gift. How would you like to receive a gift with a name associated with all the trouble in the world?
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There’s also a TV commercial telling you that you can now get a great deal on the Mercedes you’ve always wanted. Can I really get deal on a 300 SL gull-wing coupe from the 1950s? If so, I’ll have a red one and a silver one thank you.
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How did my children manage to grow to adulthood, when I haven’t matured much at all?
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If the leaves didn’t fall, the trees would probably break under the weight of snow. I know that. But why do they have to fall in my yard?
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Have you made out your Christmas list yet?
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My wife told me she heard on the news that German scientists now claim that people who tell awful jokes are suffering from a mental disorder. In the first place, I’m not suffering from telling awful jokes; my wife is the one who suffers when I do that. In the second place, she knew it from the very beginning, so why did she go out with me in the first place?
