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Once it becomes apparent that a storm (hurricane or blizzard) isn’t going to be as bad as we thought it might be, could we please, please cut back a little on the TV news coverage?
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So now there’s a TV show about a guy who eats nothing but cheeseburgers?
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And how can his wife possibly not know that the guy doesn’t eat anything else but cheeseburgers?
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The History International cable TV channel broadcasts one hour on weekday mornings in a language other than English. The language is Spanish, but that’s not material to the conversation. First, why one hour a day? Second, how come the commercials during that hour are all in English?
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What do they do with half a billion eggs recalled because they might be contaminated with salmonella? I’m sure they don’t put them back in the chickens.
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Is there a US Post Office anywhere in the country that was built with adequate customer parking?
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Do you suppose that the guy in the maroon Maserati convertible with NY plate “PP DOC” is a urologist? I guess a supporter of one of many deposed Haitian presidents is also a possibility, but it’s a bigger stretch, don’t you think?
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How come sleep apnea is in my spell checker, but Maserati isn’t?
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The sign on the door to the men’s locker room at my local pool says, “All patrons must be fully dressed before leaving the locker room.” Is this really a problem? I mean seriously?
