Things I Want (Or Need) To Know

  • With all due respect to play-by-play baseball announcers, how does one achieve back-to-back-to-back, two-run home runs or back-to-back-to-back anything else for that matter?

  • I have a wheelbarrow full of acorns.  If I dump them all in the compost pile, how many oak trees do you think I’’ll have next spring? If I spread them out on my back lawn, how many squirrels will arrive by dinner time?

  • Everyone has used it to make casseroles, but has anyone ever used a can of Campbell’’s condensed cream of mushroom soup to make soup?

  • My wife’’s health insurance company wants her to prove that we’’re still married.  How can anyone do that with certainty?

  • “I’’ve got it,” means you understand something.  “I’’ve had it,” doesn’’t mean you used to understand something, but you’’ve forgotten.  I don’’t get it, do you?

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.