Things I Want (Or Need) To Know

  • With all due respect to play-by-play baseball announcers, how does one achieve back-to-back-to-back, two-run home runs or back-to-back-to-back anything else for that matter?

  • I have a wheelbarrow full of acorns.  If I dump them all in the compost pile, how many oak trees do you think I’ll have next spring? If I spread them out on my back lawn, how many squirrels will arrive by dinner time?

  • Everyone has used it to make casseroles, but has anyone ever used a can of Campbell’s condensed cream of mushroom soup to make soup?

  • My wife’s health insurance company wants her to prove that we’re still married.  How can anyone do that with certainty?

  • “I’ve got it,” means you understand something.  “I’ve had it,” doesn’t mean you used to understand something, but you’ve forgotten.  I don’t get it, do you?

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.