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With all due respect to play-by-play baseball announcers, how does one achieve back-to-back-to-back, two-run home runs or back-to-back-to-back anything else for that matter?
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I have a wheelbarrow full of acorns. If I dump them all in the compost pile, how many oak trees do you think I’ll have next spring? If I spread them out on my back lawn, how many squirrels will arrive by dinner time?
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Everyone has used it to make casseroles, but has anyone ever used a can of Campbell’s condensed cream of mushroom soup to make soup?
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My wife’s health insurance company wants her to prove that we’re still married. How can anyone do that with certainty?
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“I’ve got it,” means you understand something. “I’ve had it,” doesn’t mean you used to understand something, but you’ve forgotten. I don’t get it, do you?
