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Memorial Day is on Memorial Day this year. How often does that happen anymore?
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Sarah Ferguson: Isn’t influence peddling a crime in Britain too? And how much influence could Prince Andrew have to be worth that much money?
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On your half birthday, do you get to be half your normal age for the day?
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I lost one of my clevis pins and have to get another one. Why do I even know they’re called that? And why are they called that when they aren’t used to attach anything to your clevis or to attach your clevis to anything else either?
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A little research can spoil a joke. While I use clevis pins to secure my backpack bag to my backpack frame, it turns out a clevis pin certainly can be used to attach a clevis to something else after all.
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Next question: How come I knew about clevis pins, but not about clevises?
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Why is it that the word own has the letter w in it but no w sound, while the word one has the w sound, but no letter w?
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Which is more awesome, fantacular or spectastic?
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Shouldn’t Jehovahs Witnesses have to go to work on Wednesdays instead of ringing doorbells in my neighborhood? And so many families in my neighborhood have two wage earners that I can’t imagine ringing doorbells mid-week works very well.
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Is it just me, or would you also expect the Ramen noodles to be in the Asian food section at your local supermarket?
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And what was the Coke salesman doing that there was not one ounce of Sprite, or one bottle or one can, on the shelf at my local supermarket at 11 AM on Thursday morning preceding Memorial Day Weekend?
