Things I Want (Or Need) To Know

Can anyone tell me when the Yankees were last swept in a post-season series? I don’’t recall. It was probably the 1963 World Series which was worse because it was the World Series, not the ALCS. I’’m actually quite surprised that even though he’s been dead for quite a while, we haven’t heard from George Steinbrenner about this. George must be spinning in his grave. Am I right?

You’’ve cleaned out the lint filter on your clothes dryer, haven’’t you? So, have you ever wondered why your clothes don’’t eventually disappear if you put them in there often enough? And, since they don’’t, where does all that lint come from anyway?

While watching the Washington Nationals and the St. Louis Cardinals play game five of their division series last Friday night, I thought of something I should have asked about years ago, many years ago. Why do the Cardinals’’ road uniforms include blue hats? Have you ever seen a blue cardinal?

Why does Advair runs commercials in which the medicine to ease breathing difficulties talks about employing a bronchodialator? I know that’s the right word and I know it’’s not missing a letter “i”, but whenever I hear it, I can’t help wondering why I would need medicine to make my horse open wider.

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.