Things I Want (Or Need) To Know

  • I was in a 2.5 hour meeting today with two other people.  Each of them left their cell phone buzzing or ringing and each of them answered their cell phone more than once.  Am I wrong, or is that rude?

  • Mark Sanford.  What?  Was he thinking?  Governor Sanford, meet Murphy and his law.

  • Is South Carolina’’s newspaper. “”The State,”” out of line for publishing Governor Mark Sanford’’s e-mails to his lover?  They didn’’t come from his government account.  And is Governor Sanford out of line for not spell checking his e-mail?  Maybe he did spell check it.  The trouble with trusting a spell checker is that if your mistake is also a word, the spell checker won’’t tell you it’’s wrong.  And neither “world wind” nor “lightening” will trigger the spell checker, which doesn’’t know you mean “whirlwind” and “lightning.”

  • Did Jenny Sanford write that statement by herself?  If she did, she has a future in crisis management PR.

  • She’’s classy and he’’s not.

  • Let me get this straight.  Jon and Kate Gosselin are getting divorced because they’’ve been living apart for two years, right?  And their TV show is a “reality” show?

  • Ed McMahon died.  How dead is he?

  • You can eat blueberry pie without vanilla ice cream, but why would you?  I grow blueberries in my yard and they never make it inside the house.  I pick and eat them as I’’m walking past the bushes while I’’m mowing the lawn.

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.