- I wonder why I’m thinking of weddings today? I don’t know why the blog software says I posted this on April 28th. I posted it at about 1:00 AM on the 29th.
- How can anybody seriously say that Prince William’s marriage to Kate Middleton is the “wedding of the century” when the century is only a little over ten-years old?
- I’m sorry, but I just can’t picture William and Kate and all their royal friends doing the electric slide. Can you? And if they don’t do it, are they considered officially married?
- I’m thinking that catching at least a glimpse of “THE WEDDING” today will be unavoidable (even if you’re not interested, and I’m not) if you’re anywhere near a TV. What do you think?
- Last week, on NBC Nightly News, Brian Williams showed a darling snapshot of our President as a child with his mother. In it, he was dressed in a pirate costume. Williams said that President Obama is the first former pirate to be elected President. How does he know that? Perhaps there’s an historic photo of another President in a pirate costume. And what about all the Presidents who served before photography was invented?
- Are there any rules for pushing a shopping cart around the supermarket? Are you supposed to try to block the intersections of all the aisles? Is the objective to run head-on into any cart coming in the other direction?
- If you want to join the mile-high club, does being in Denver, CO, or Laramie, WY, count?