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Heroes show up when they’re needed. Right away! Sometimes without anyone calling them. So why is Congress taking so long to come up with health care for the first responders and construction workers from the nine-eleven attack at the World Trade Center? They may vote on the Zadroga bill today. I think they should have passed something like this years ago, when it became obvious that the pile made a lot of people sick. What do you think?
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Maybe it just happened. Maybe I didn’t hear about it when it did happen, but do you know you can now get a Sponge Bob Chia Pet?
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What are steamed clams angry about anyway? And are steamed vegetables angry about the same thing?
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The speed of sound is roughly 768 mph. It varies depending on the humidity and what the sound is traveling through. Of course, it moves 20 mph more slowly through highway construction zones. But it leads me to wonder, how fast is silence?
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Would you save some time if you went Christmas returning this week instead of next week?
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Chrysler just trademarked the name “Cuda.” Do they know they haven’t made Plymouths in something like ten years?
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There’s a TV show on cable called, “I (Almost) Got Away With It.” The title kind of spoils the suspense, don’t you think?
