Things I Want (Or Need) To Know

Let me get this straight:  The pirates on that ship full of Russian tanks in the Indian Ocean have a spokesman?  Then I guess both journalism and public relations are dead.

By the way, would you call a ship full of Russian tanks a tanker?  Just wondering.

I have more thumb drives than I have thumbs.  Is that going to be a problem?

Has anybody considered that maybe Heather Locklear wasn’t DUI?  Maybe she slid across the hood of the police officer’s patrol car and he was too young to remember that.

Why do the people who make sneakers make them with shoe laces that are too long? 

Shouldn’’t the word “synonym” have at least one synonym?

Where did 2 million people go when they evacuated New Orleans for Hurricane Gustav?   I didn’’t see anything about that on the news.  Did you?

Is there anything that doesn’’t make the price of oil and gasoline go up and the major stock market indexes go down?

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.