Can you believe that nine years of this nonsense passed on Friday, without notice?
Has the website Floridaman.com ceased operation? Looks like it. It’s a website that chronicled the adventures of some of the idiots who do idiotic things in Florida. First, they didn’t post anything for four weeks. Now, if you type the URL, there’s a note for the domain owner to contact the ISP.
Burger King, in its recent TV commercials has been touting its breakfast Croissan’wich made with “100% butter. I don’t understand. Wouldn’t a Croissan’wich made with 100% butter be butter, rather than a Croissan’wich?
There were 19 slices of bacon in each of the last three packages of Oscar Mayer bacon consumed in my family. I don’t know about you, but when I have bacon for breakfast, I usually eat six slices, because I have no self-control, and six is the number that fits comfortably in my largest frying pan. Depending on the size of your frying pan, and your level of self-control, you may eat anywhere from two slices up. I don’t know anyone who has enough self-control to eat only one slice of bacon. But all this leads me to one question: do the people who sell Oscar Mayer bacon know that 19 is a prime number?
Amanda Knox claimed she had a lesbian experience in an Italian prison. Why on earth did that qualify for the front page of the NY Daily News?
Do people who live in Australia refer to the United States as “up over?”
Are the chickens who manufacture the eggs we eat for breakfast trying to discourage us from eating them every day? The reason I ask is there are seven days in a week, but eggs are sold in multiples of six.
What if there’s a guy with a heavy Indian accent, and a very American sounding name who actually does work for Microsoft support?
I’ve been battling a miserable cold. You know, the kind where you go to bed and sleep, but in a couple of hours, you wake up basically drowning because of post-nasal drip. This made me realize that post-nasal drip is a misnomer. Shouldn’t it be pre-nasal drip, since it comes out before it gets to your nose?
