Things I Want (Or Need) to Know

What does the monster in the bedroom closet have nightmares about?

Why do they have a sign at the eastbound entrance to the Verrazano Bridge saying how long it’’s going to take to get across? First, the sign isn’’t correct. Last time I crossed it said 9 minutes and it took 24. Second, once you get to the sign, there’’s really nothing you can do about it but go across the bridge anyway.

If they want a sign telling you how long it takes to cross the Verrazano Bridge, shouldn’’t it be on the Jersey Turnpike west of the Goethals Bridge so you can make a meaningful decision?

Don’’t you just love it when you get to the head of a traffic jam and there doesn’’t seem to have been anything causing it?

How come New York City radio station traffic reporters ignore Staten Island?

Why do they even bother to have speed limit signs on the New Jersey Turnpike? As far as I can tell, most traffic goes about 75 mph whenever traffic conditions permit, no matter whether the limit is 65, 55, or even in work zones where it’s 45.

Has anyone ever pawned anything on the TV show “Pawn Stars?”

Did you know that if you have a Facebook account, you also have an email address ending in “@facebook.com?”

Did you ever use your email address ending in “@facebook.com?”

Do you know anyone else who uses such an email address?

If someone is running a robocall operation, can they tell if the people they call always hang up on them? Do they know what percentage of the people they call listen to the entire message? Do they cull their call lists based on that information? Do they even care?

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.