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Headline today on the NY Post’s website: “Man shot in broad daylight on Queens Subway.”  Uh. . . .  The subway is underground.  So it can’t be in daylight, broad or narrow.

Pi day 3-14, is an inconsequential day someone came up with to make people think about math. In observance of Pi day, 3-14, Someone who works for Google has set a new world record. My mind does work in mathematical ways. I have a terrible memory for names and for the sequence in which some things happened, but for some strange reason, even though I haven’t taken geometry since ninth grade, I still remember the value of Pi to five decimal places. What I had for breakfast this morning, not so much.

A man who announces he’s running for the Democratic nomination for President on a Wednesday in El Paso, TX, should probably consider getting a better PR consultant.

Actor Jussie Smollett, of the TV show “Empire” was indicted on 16 felony counts a while back for allegedly staging the widely reported racist, homophobic attack he claimed to have suffered in January, and then lying about it to police.  Some reports claim he staged the attack to stop from being written off his tv series.  Others say he was unhappy with his salary.  Defending himself against a 16-count felony indictment is expensive, even if he is acquitted.  This is why you should hire a PR professional, instead of drumming up press coverage yourself.

TV news people should stop saying we have an extra hour of daylight. We don’t. We’re just getting up before dawn now, so in the evening, it seems like the sun shines longer. In England, they don’t set the clocks ahead until the end of the month. At least by then I won’t be waking up before dawn anymore. Maybe we should go back to starting daylight saving time a little later in the year, the way we used to.

I’d like to move to Florida.  My wife wouldn’t.  She’s correct that I won’t move without her, so if we’re going to stay here, I should investigate replacing my tumble-down, 80-or-90-year-old garage.

Is Chivalry Dead?

Is chivalry dead in Nassau County, NY?  Maybe.  It does look like it.  I have no knowledge of the behind-the-scenes strategy of prosecutors in the federal corruption trial of former Nassau County, NY Executive Edward Mangano and his wife, Linda.

From the Long Island newspaper “Newsday” yesterday,

 “The panel found Edward Mangano, 56, guilty of conspiracy to commit federal program bribery, federal program bribery, conspiracy to commit honest services wire fraud, honest services wire fraud and conspiracy to obstruct justice.  Jurors found Linda Mangano, also 56, guilty of conspiracy to obstruct justice, obstruction of justice and two counts of lying to the FBI.”

Why do I say that chivalry appears to be deceased?  Well, when prosecutors indict a married couple, in most cases, they hope the one whose crimes appear most serious will cop a plea and as part of that plea deal charges will be dropped against the other.  More often than not, it’s a husband going to prison with the understanding that his wife will be spared jail time.  I have no knowledge of defense strategies in this case either.  Still, both Ed and Linda elected to go to trial.  Their first trial ended with a hung jury.  This week, they lost their gamble in a retrial.  Both vow to appeal. 

Most, of not all of the political fallout from this case has already occurred.  In November, 2017 Laura Curran, a Democrat, won her office running against the Republican candidate, former Mineola Mayor and State Senator Jack Martins.

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Alex Trebek, Jeopardy Host and TV spokesman for life insurance has announced he has Stage 4 Pancreatic cancer.  Trebek is one of those people who’ve been on TV for so long it seems like everyone knows him.  He insists he’s battling it and plans to keep working.  Still, the prognosis for anyone with Pancreatic Cancer isn’t good.  I hope he makes it.

The laces on my hiking boots broke, so I bought new ones.  Laces for hiking boots are pretty expensive, aren’t they?  I didn’t know what length I needed, so I bought the kind that you can cut to length and then use heat-shrink tubing for aglets.  After it’s been shrunk, the aglets made this way aren’t hard enough, so I can’t recommend that solution.  Fortunately, I don’t remove the laces very often.  Also fortunately, I now know what size lace I need (54”).  I always say the older you get the more ridiculous prices become.  That certainly applies to laces for hiking boots.

As I write this, it’s 17 degrees in Punxsutawney, PA.  It’s also more than a month after Groundhog Day and this year the groundhog didn’t see its shadow.  Supposedly that means an early Spring.  Not so much.

If you’re a senior citizen and your doctor tells you that you can’t shovel snow because of your health, Medicare ought to cover 80% of the cost of hiring someone to do it for you.

Attention direct mail marketers.  If you make your mailings too thick to go through my shredder, I can open them, and then shred them without reading them.  It’ll only annoy me a little more.  Stop it and save yourself some postage.

Even in winter on Long Island, it occasionally gets above 50 degrees during the day, but not today of course.  The problem is that most days it gets that warm, it also rains a lot.

I’m a big guy and while I’m getting older, I still walk about 50% faster than most people.  My knees and feet won’t let me stop as fast as I once could though.  So, if I’m at the mall, and you’re at the mall too, please don’t stop short in front of me.  Based on the average size of human beings (which I exceed substantially), if I plow into you, chances are it’ll hurt you a lot more than it hurts me.