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Can you remember the last time you saw a May Pole?
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Do you need a license to run amok?
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If I buy a buttered roll or muffin for breakfast at my local deli, the butter only sticks to one side. Why? Do you think it’s a plot by the people who manufacture plastic knives?
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William Parente. Why? Once again someone killed a bunch of other people, in this case his wife and two daughters, in a Maryland hotel and then killed himself. If, as has been suggested, he was in trouble with the law for running a Ponzi scheme, perhaps he thought his arrest and imprisonment would ruin his family’s lives. They might have recovered. They can’t recover from being murdered.
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Chocolate candy cigarettes supposedly encourage smoking. I wonder what chocolate Easter bunnies encourage.
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If Chrysler does merge with Fiat, how long will it take before Chryslers rust that fast?
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Did you think you’d live to see General Motors become a government agency?
