For a long while now, the pop-up flash on my camera wouldn’t pop up. I finally figured out why and fixed it. I noticed that there appeared to be something in the crack between the camera body and the flash. I cleaned it out with an Exacto knife and a little alcohol on a swab. Then, the flash did open, and fire. What was keeping the flash stuck closed? Best guess is a drip from a chocolate ice cream cone. New rule: don’t eat a chocolate ice cream cone while your camera is hanging around your neck.
It’s larynx, not larnyx. For some strange reason, the name of an organ we use to produce speech is among the most mispronounced words in the English language.
When the Colgate toothpaste TV commercial says, “80% of bacteria aren’t even on teeth,” it’s trying to make the point that bacteria lodge elsewhere in your mouth too. But all I can think is that’s true. A lot of the bacteria are in sewage treatment plants.
City fathers in Seaside Heights NJ have banned smoking on the beach. Good. I don’t smoke. Second-hand smoke bothers me, but for me that’s not the real problem at the beach because the beach is outdoors, and it is a breezy place. What bugs me is too many beaches look like the ashtrays that look like butt-filled cans of sand you often see outside elevators. Cigarette butts are litter.
I’ve seen this word misused so many times, most recently earlier this month on the website of a major newspaper. Your kids are your descendants. They are not your ancestors. Relatives who came before you are ancestors, not the ones who came afterwards.
If you’ve seen the current TV commercial for Pennington grass seed, you may wonder what the music behind the spot is. It’s a song called “Tall Cool One,” by a group called the Wailers. Not the Robert Plant song and not the Bob Marley Wailers either. It was popular, but not a huge hit. It reached #36 in the Billboard top 100 way back in 1959. Whenever someone makes a TV commercial using a song that’s too old to play on the radio, I wonder why. Are they trying to sell to people old enough to remember the song? If that’s the case, it didn’t work for me. I recognized “Tall Cool One” immediately, but instead of deciding to buy some grass seed, I went to my reference books to find out if it was whalers, or Wailers. It was the second.