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Did they release the results of the MRI of the horse “I Want Revenge” that scratched from the Kentucky Derby? I was wondering, did the MRI make the horse’s nose itch too?
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All the spam I get offers to sell me Cialis or Viagra. Why doesn’t anyone try to sell Levitra that way?
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If I needed Cialis or Viagra, I’d already be annoyed, so what makes the Internet spam generators think I need to be further annoyed with nine-million unwanted e-mails a week?
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I know there are exceptions to the federal no-call law, but if I went to the trouble of getting on the no call list, what makes anyone think I’d welcome their call, even if it falls into one of the exceptions? When my cell phone company started calling me because my contract was expiring, I told them that if I had to stop doing business with them to get them to stop calling me that could be arranged.
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Could the Mets possibly catch the ball or hit the ball or both when Johan Santana is pitching?
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A few years ago, my wife let slip a previously carefully guarded secret. She likes lilacs. I wonder what awful thing she expected to happen once I knew that. So far, she’s got four lilac bushes growing in the back yard. I bought the most recent one for Mother’s Day. Each is a different color. Is that so bad?
