Things I Want (Or Need) To Know

I’’m not trying to be snarky here; I really want to know what the Occupy Wall Street protesters are trying to accomplish. I haven’’t heard any goals articulated, have you?

Did you watch the first round of the baseball playoffs on TBS? I have older TV’s; no high definition ones and I can’’t read the graphic on the upper right of the screen telling you what inning, what’’s the score, and how many outs there are. I can’’t read it even if I get close enough to see the pixels in the cathode ray tube. Can you? I can read it on a high-def set though. I know that because the tire store where I bought a pair of tires today had a high def set in the customer waiting room. How soon do you suppose it will be before you have to buy high definition TV’s to see what’’s on the screen properly? Analogue CRT sets are already obsolete; how soon before they’’re unusable?

If laughter is the best medicine, why did my health insurance turn down coverage of my tickets to a comedy club?

The phrase “one another” recently caught my eye. What’s the maximum number of anothers you can have in one place at one time anyway?

Did Nancy and Sir Paul choose to get married on John Lennon’’s birthday, or was it just a coincidence?

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.