Things I Know

  • Module is a two, not a three syllable word.

  • If you don’t give a shit, they have medicine for that.

  • It’s impossible to discern someone’s religion from their e-mail address.  Spam is not kosher.  So, out of respect for people of the Jewish faith observing their high holy days, I’m asking everyone who sends out spam to stop it until after Yom Kippur.

  • GM is owned by the US government which is owned (in theory at least) by you and me.  So GM, one of the world’s larger industrial corporations, is a subsidiary of you and me.  GM is giving a sixty-day, money-back guarantee on many of the cars it sells.  So, if I buy a new car from me and I don’t like it, I’ll give me my money back.  For the things I’ve had go wrong with GM cars, sixty days isn’t nearly enough.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.  GM is going to have to make good cars for a very long time to convince me to buy one.  They made terrible cars for a long time to convince me to stop buying them.

  • I’ve also said for a long time that the older you get the older “old” gets.  It recently occurred to me that the older you get the older “young” gets too.

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.