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Open mouth, insert foot, speak, and then think. That’s the wrong order, Vice President Biden.
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I’ve only worked one place in my entire life, a radio station, where former employees hold reunions and other former employees go to the reunions. I go to the reunions even though the station fired me. We had one last weekend. It was nice to see all those people again.
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I haven’t been fired since I stopped working at radio stations.
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If you were wondering how hotel staff or police get into a hotel room when the door is locked with a chain from the inside. One answer is a strong magnet.
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I heard someone say recently that they wish they could go back to high school, knowing what they know now. Because I know what I now know, I don’t want to go back to high school.
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The Mega Millions Lottery on Friday has a big prize of around $220 million. Your chances of winning if you don’t buy a ticket are zero. Your chances of winning if you do buy a ticket are still virtually zero, unless, of course, you win. So, make a joke about what you would do if you won, but don’t make plans to give it away until you do win. And don’t bet the rent either.
