Things I Know

  • My father was a police officer in New York City.  He hated being on duty in Times Square on New Year’s Eve so much that I never felt any desire to go to the big event.

  • In case you’re planning to miss the weekend “Twilight Zone” marathon on SyFy channel starting Friday, let me remind you (or inform you) that it’s a cookbook.

  • December is National Tie Month.  Of course it is; twenty percent of all ties are given as Christmas gifts.

  • I’m not on the selection committee, but I believe the person who invented the brownie sundae deserves a Nobel Prize, even if they have to come up with a new category.

  • A slow news day and an impending snow storm are a powerful combination.  So are a slow news day and the aftermath of a big snow storm.

  • Attention dogs:  I’m so sure I would hate dragging my bare belly through the snow that I’ve never tried it.

  • While I was snowbound, I decided to bake chocolate chocolate chip cookies.  I found a recipe on the Internet.  It was a good decision.

  • I’m pretty sure my son the lawyer is joking.  He said he wants to sue the TV show “Dog Whisperer” because the guy never whispers to the dogs.

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.