Things I Know

  • An announcer on the NLDS Cincinnati – Philadelphia series was talking about a player who had some treatment from a man who is a masseuse.  Good luck with that.  A masseuse is, by definition a woman.  A masseur is a man who provides massage therapy.

  • I hope Conan O’’Brien’’s new show on TBS is funnier than the promos they’’re running for it during the baseball playoffs.

  • I went to a retirement party at a catering hall last week.  Two of the tables had signs on them that said, “Reserved.”  I didn’’t sit there because it was a party and I wanted to be boisterous.

  • I’’m sad to report that a talented man I’’ve known almost forever, but not very well, has cancer and the type of cancer he has, liver cancer, is never good news. 

  • I don’’t like to go to public places that consider themselves so fancy they need a men’’s room attendant.  There are lots of things I’’m happy to pay someone else to do for me because I don’’t know how, it’’s too hard for me, or I don’’t have time.  Getting myself a paper towel doesn’’t fit in any of those categories.

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.