Things I Know

An announcer on the NLDS Cincinnati v Philadelphia series was talking about a player who had some treatment from a man who is a masseuse.  Good luck with that.  A masseuse is, by definition a woman.  A masseur is a man who provides massage therapy.

  • I hope Conan O’Brien’s new show on TBS is funnier than the promos they’re running for it during the baseball playoffs.

  • I went to a retirement party at a catering hall last week.  Two of the tables had signs on them that said, “Reserved.”  I didn’t sit there because it was a party and I wanted to be boisterous.

  • I’m sad to report that a talented man I’ve known almost forever, but not very well, has cancer and the type of cancer he has, liver cancer, is never good news. 

  • I don’t like to go to public places that consider themselves so fancy they need a men’s room attendant.  There are lots of things I’m happy to pay someone else to do for me because I don’t know how, it’s too hard for me, or I don’t have time.  Getting myself a paper towel doesn’t fit in any of those categories.

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.