An announcer on the NLDS Cincinnati v Philadelphia series was talking about a player who had some treatment from a man who is a masseuse. Good luck with that. A masseuse is, by definition a woman. A masseur is a man who provides massage therapy.
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I hope Conan O’Brien’s new show on TBS is funnier than the promos they’re running for it during the baseball playoffs.
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I went to a retirement party at a catering hall last week. Two of the tables had signs on them that said, “Reserved.” I didn’t sit there because it was a party and I wanted to be boisterous.
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I’m sad to report that a talented man I’ve known almost forever, but not very well, has cancer and the type of cancer he has, liver cancer, is never good news.
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I don’t like to go to public places that consider themselves so fancy they need a men’s room attendant. There are lots of things I’m happy to pay someone else to do for me because I don’t know how, it’s too hard for me, or I don’t have time. Getting myself a paper towel doesn’t fit in any of those categories.
