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This morning, the TV weather guy was talking about temperatures in the “low 100’s.” Now, I like hot weather more than the next person, but there aren’t any low 100’s.
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Kendra Wilkinson, Hugh Hefner’s former girlfriend, and reality TV star was on the Today show today. She was so inarticulate she said “you know” twice in the same sentence. So, I turned it off even though I don’t know.
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I’ve confirmed something I’ve suspected since I bought it a month ago: it would be easier for me to wash out the bed of my pickup truck if I had a hill on which to do it. I can, however, get the water out by putting the tailgate down, backing up fast and then jamming on the brakes.
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I recently heard a college president on TV refer to something as very unique. The only thing that is very unique is my pet peeve. Very Unique is its name. Unique doesn’t mean rare; it means only. With the lone exception of my pet peeve, theres no such thing as very unique.
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I just entered the Bulwer-Lytton writing contest, you know, the one for awful writing. I figured I had at least a fighting chance. But I received an acknowledgement from the contest for my e-mail entry. The acknowledgement said, “Your submission has arrived and will receive the treatment it deserves.” I was afraid of that.
