Another tremendous product idea to serve a desperate need: teeth blackener for snowmen.
Naming blizzards is lame, unless it’s a Dairy Queen blizzard of the month. I have enough trouble remembering when the blizzard of ‘78 happened. I’ll never be able to remember when Nemo hit.
Whenever I see one of those cable shows about ancient aliens or aliens yet to come, I’m reminded of the old Twilight Zone episode in which the pretty assistant runs up to the ramp where her boss, Mr. Chambers, is getting on a flying saucer and she tells him that the alien book, To Serve Man, is a cookbook.
On the other hand, we already know there is no intelligent life on this planet, so we might as well look for it elsewhere and consequences be damned.
Speaking of extraterrestrial life, there’s an alien-invasion movie called Battleship all over cable this week. It came out last year and it’s kind of fun. It’s not great, or believable, but it’s kind of fun. One of the viewer-reviewers on Netflix said the movie had great special effects and a script written by a six-year-old in crayon. That’s pretty accurate. No explanation about faster-than-light travel or faster-than-light communication, or the aliens blocking some kinds of wireless communication, but not all, or getting here and planning to rely on our equipment rather than theirs to call home, or sending only five ships to conquer a planet, or how a screw-up who broke into a convenience store and got caught can join the Navy, become an officer, continue to screw up and still get promoted twice in a relatively short period and in peacetime. There’s more to object to in the plot, but the special effects make the movie and in the end, the senior citizens come through, the humans win and the hero gets the girl so like I said, kind of fun. Let’s call it two stars (out of five), okay?
I didn’t have any further problems with the old Toyotas thermostat. I had my friendly neighborhood mechanic change it, so the only problem I have is paying the bill.
Oh, and saving the best for last, happy Valentine’s Day. I’m sure that as long as I continue celebrating them with my wife all of mine will be happy.