Things I Know

I’’ve already alerted Barrett-Jackson about an error on their website for their upcoming Scottsdale AZ auction, but I thought I should alert you as well. To the best of my knowledge, there’’s no such thing as a 1953 Willys Jeepster. They have one listed as lot 849. That might explain why there’’s no picture of the vehicle on the website. So far, Barrett-Jackson has neither changed its website nor acknowledged my email. This particular car was sold at the Silver Car Auction in Reno NV last August where they also listed it as a 1953, but in the text of the ad, they also called it a ’48 and said they were calling it a ’53 because that’s when it was first sold. I still say fewer than 20,000 were made between 1949 and 1950 and the last ones were sold as ’51 models. I also still maintain there’s no such thing as a 1953 Willys Jeepster. I wonder if the owner is really selling this car at Barrett-Jackson in Scottsdale. There’’s no picture on the Barrett-Jackson website and the car is also listed for sale in another company’s auction in Palm Springs in February.

Since I’ve ranted in this space before about strange choices in music used to produce commercials, let me say here and now, if I made Cheez Whiz, I’’d hire Carla Thomas to sing in my ads.

I don’t know why I didn’t think of this before. The light switch just inside the door to my den has always been hard to locate in the dark. Today, I installed a switch with a little light inside of it. It’’s so easy now. Problem solved.

If I ran amazon.com, I wouldn’t know what I’’m doing, but in my opinion, whoever put together their search function doesn’’t either. I searched the recommendations they made for me for computers. I got only 15 items, one of which was a netbook. None of the other recommendations were computers of any kind and the netbook was #6.

Another issue with Amazon.com’s search function. I looked for electric can openers. I sorted the results by average customer review. Only one item on the first page was an electric can opener. Two of the first three listings wouldn’t open cans at all.

On the other hand, some Amazon.com customer reviews are absolutely priceless. You’’ve got to check these reviews out: hilarious!

Hormel, makers of Spam the meat (or is it meat byproduct?), has announced plans to buy Skippy peanut butter, not a jar, the whole company. That makes me afraid you’’ll soon be able to buy pre-made peanut butter and Spam sandwiches in your local supermarket.

You’’re not supposed to pay retail for camera equipment and hardly anybody ever does. Nevertheless, if you own even a semi-elaborate camera, you’’ll never have any trouble coming up with ways to drop several hundred dollars.

There’’s a running joke in my family about plot development. Saint Karen (who has to be a saint to put up with me) likes soap operas and I don’’t. Sometimes, we’’ll sit in the living room and she’’ll be watching a soap while I’’m ignoring the TV and surfing the Internet. Someone on the soap will ask another character in what some would call a very dramatic manner (but I call over-acting) why they did something. I’’ll look up from my computer screen and say, “”Plot development.”” Over the years, my whole family has come to give those two words as an answer to why lots of things are going on either in entertainment or in real life. One of the soaps did it again and I said, “”Plot development,”” again and then I said that just once I’’d like a character on a soap opera to say, “”Plot development,”” too right there on the TV screen, during the show and without breaking character. We both think that would be funny.

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.