Things I Know

Click this link and scroll down the page past the wrist watch to see a mechanical worm made in 1820 which sold recently for about $415,000!

You should leave your Christmas lights up until the 12th day of Christmas. No cheating and taking them down this week or on New Years Day.

Some year, I’’ll put up my Christmas lights (or at least test them) in time to get replacements for the ones I discover aren’’t working well anymore.

One of the reasons I like the movie ““Miracle on 34th St.”” so much is that as a kid I wanted a fire truck that squirted real water too. I remember looking at one in a toy store, but I don’’t remember if I ever got one.

One of the reasons I dislike the colorized version of the movie ““Miracle on 34th St.”” is that the colors are too warm. Another is that there are places in the movie where the interior shot is in color, but you can see through the window that a black and white world exists outside.

I found out when I plugged in my Christmas lights that both electrical outlets on my front porch were dead. When I went to replace them, I also discovered that the circuit breaker labeled by my electrician as controlling the outside outlets doesn’t control them. I don’’t know what that one does, but the one labeled ““Living room ceiling fan” does control the outside outlets. It also controls the living room ceiling fan and frankly, that surprised me. So don’’t depend on the labels, test the circuit too.

If you are replacing GFCI outlets, you will probably need to reset them after you turn the power back on and before they start working. That bit of information may save you from a panic attack some day.

It would be nice if you could replace a light switch or an outlet using only one screw driver. I needed three different sizes for my GFCI’s.

As long as we’’re talking electricity, I had a three-way CFL bulb in the lamp where I usually sit to read. It’’s been crackling for a few minutes when I turn it on for months now. Today it stopped doing that when it burned out and tripped my #5 circuit breaker. That breaker also controls the TV in my living room, so I don’’t know if Ralphie shot his eye out this year or not.

Those CFL bulbs, by the way, don’t last in my house anywhere near as long as the literature suggests they should.

Patti celebrated her birthday a week ago today. She’’s one of two girlfriends I had in my youth whose birthday I recall. Well, I was 19 when I started dating my wife, so one of three. I remember Patti’’s because of difficulty. Her birthday is a week to the day before Christmas. When I was 16 years old, I had to come up with two presents for a 15-year-old girl in one week. Difficult!

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.