Things I Know

I hope my bank pays attention to this. I have Internet service. When I call you, I don’’t want to know my balance. I can get that on your website, or from any ATM. I don’’t want to pay you over the phone either. I can also do that on your website. Good website, by the way. When I call you, I have a problem I can’’t resolve that way and I need to talk to a person. Please put me through to a person, or at least let me talk to a banker.

A week or two ago, when the Powerball drawing was for a $212-million first prize, I won! I only won $4, but I’’m not going to let that ruin my life. I didn’’t win the $337 million drawing this week, so don’’t call me asking for money.

Clearly, the cost of doing business has nothing to do with the price of a car rental. As another part of looking into taking a vacation I found that a $20-thousand car costs about $25 a day where I want to go. A $40-thousand car costs more than four times as much. My problem with rental car companies is they don’’t guarantee the type of car. I might lay out the money for a Mustang convertible, but they think a Sebring convertible is similar and I think a Camaro is.

My doctor was less than a half hour late for my appointment today. That’’s not good, but it’’s not awful either. I contributed to him being later for patients who came after me. He was in the mood to talk about politics and I indulged him.

I wish I had my camera at the beach the other day because while walking along the waterline, I saw two young women in different locations wading in the surf while yakking away on their cell phones. It would be funny if they were talking to each other.

Here’’s a product recommendation. Nobody’s paying me for it and it doesn’’t do you any good because they don’t make it anymore. I have a Grundig Yachtboy 400 radio. Maybe it’’s 15-16 years old and it was a very expensive radio when I bought it. The company that now sells Grundig radios bought the brand when the company that used to make them went out of business, so I don’’t know whether current radios are as good. However, I’’ve dropped this thing several times and I’’ve managed to sink it in water twice, once in a bathtub and once in a pail of water. It still works.

If you drop any electronic device in the water, take it out right away, remove any batteries (they’’re ruined) and cover the device in uncooked white rice. Leave it alone for several days. The rice will absorb moisture and maybe it will help save the device. But maybe it won’’t.

Rambo III is a very weird movie when viewed today, considering what’s happened in Afghanistan since the movie came out 24 years ago.

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.