Things I Know

A Stony Brook University Professor, Fred Friedberg, has received a $600,000, two-year grant to study home-management techniques for chronic fatigue syndrome. When I was in college, I had a couple of professors who could alleviate chronic fatigue with their lectures which put people to sleep. But that’’s not a home-management technique, so I suppose it won’’t be covered in the study.

The word “microcosm” exists. So does the less-often used word “macrocosm.” But I’’ve been unable to find any use of “cosm” as a word. Strange. Using Google, you can find several places that use cosm as an acronym though.

I knew about East Orange, South Orange and West Orange, NJ, but until I went and looked it up, I was unaware that just plain old Orange NJ exists too. There isn’’t, however, a North Orange, NJ.

I’‘m very impressed with Sta-bil, the fuel stabilizer. Two years ago, I didn’’t run my pressure washer until it ran out of gas before storing it for the winter, but I did put Sta-bil in the gas tank. Even though I put pump antifreeze in the pressure washer, the pump went bad, but in the summer of 2010, I had it fixed. I didn’’t use it last year though because I had shoulder surgery and couldn’’t pull start it. This week, it started right up on two-year-old gasoline! I’’m sure there are other products like Sta-bil, but I’’ve tried this one, it works great and I’’m going to go buy more.

I have to buy more because there’s no Sta-bil preserver. According to the product label, Sta-bil expires two years after it’s opened.

The odds of winning either Powerball or Mega-Millions is in the range of 200 million to one. Your mileage may vary. Buying a ticket for every drawing, 104 tickets a year, doesn’’t improve your odds enough to notice. Buying a ticket for every drawing and living to be around 2,000,000 years old would improve them a lot more.

Having just done it, if you live in a house with lath and plaster walls, I don’’t recommend hanging your new flat-panel TV on the wall. The instructions say you have to attach the mount to a stud. Finding studs in lath and plaster isn’’t easy. Electronic stud finders are useless. I found mine with a drill. I had to drill about a dozen holes and probe those holes with a wire coat hanger to do so. But the TV is up now and it looks great.

There is a business in Bellmore NY called the Bare Naked Bakery and Café. I haven’’t been in there yet, but it does give me the mental picture of formerly naked people made by the health department to dress in head-to-toe hairnets. That image may be enough to keep me out of the place.

It’’s supposed to be nice for the next few days, so I’’ll probably be staining the floor of my porch.

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.