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If I had a life that resembled in any way the life that Charlie Sheen reportedly lives, I’d like to live it for a long time, rather than all at once.
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You never have to shovel a heat wave.
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We’ve had so much snow around here that I ran out of chocolate chips and couldn’t bake homemade cookies during the latest storm.
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Where I live, they start selling Girl Scout Cookies next week!
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We’re a little over two weeks to pitchers and catchers.
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The Mets signed another sub-.200 career hitter.
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It was only a matter of time. Someone turned up nude photos of Betty White. About 70-years old! The photos are about 70 years old; they aren’t nude photos of Betty when she was 70 years old. If you want to see them, they’re all over the Internet.
