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George Pataki was on MSNBC this morning. It sure sounded like the kickoff of his presidential campaign. The man hasn’t been Governor of New York for four years, but he can still dance around a question with the best of them. In my opinion Governor Pataki is not nearly conservative enough to win early Republican presidential primaries.
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Mike Barnacle, TV commentator and newspaper columnist, asked today if you’d rather be felt up or blown up. Well, the answer is obvious, but still, when I was a kid, Mike, neither one was a choice at the airport. So, civilization is in decline.
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The last time I took an airplane, I wanted to buy something useless from Sky Mall. The next time will probably be because I’m very, very lonely.
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At the American Music Awards, Justin Bieber said “We’re all here because of Michael Jackson.” Uh, no, Justin. You may be here because of Michael Jackson, but my kids are here because of the Flamingos and the Moonglows. I can’t ask my folks, both of whom are deceased, but I believe I’m here because of Vaughn Monroe.
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I am now three years older than my father ever was.
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One of my adult children bought me a Rat Fink T-shirt for my birthday. I love it. But the only place I ever get any reaction when I wear it is California.
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I spent a good part of today raking leaves in my back yard. I bet that even though I’ve done that, next summer my backyard will still be fungus central for my roses and lilacs.
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One of my friends had a colonoscopy. I know it’s a bad pun and I love bad puns, but I couldn’t bring myself to ask him how everything came out.
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While on vacation, we saw the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas. We’ve also seen the Eiffel Tower at King’s Dominion amusement park in Virginia. I hear there’s one in Paris France too. Maybe it”s a franchise.
