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The meek will inherit the earth and one won the Democratic nomination for US Senate in Florida too.
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I’m still having trouble typing after shoulder surgery. I hope to expand and expound on that experience shortly.
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They have heated hospital gowns now. I approve.
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I think we’ve probably already had our last 90-degree day around here for this year.
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Imagine how many chickens there are in this country if the FDA recalled half a billion eggs and there are still eggs available.
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This year the Mets are different. Instead of an end-of-season collapse, they collapsed right in the middle of the season.
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I went to the Mets game against the Phillies a week ago Friday. They won, but they had three players with sub-.200 batting averages in the lineup, so it was no surprise they scored only one run. I went with a college alumni group. I didn’t know anyone there, but still had a nice time.
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However, parking is $19 and the food I had (not a lot of food and I don’t drink beer) cost more than the ticket.
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In the Mets team store, you can buy a toaster that puts the Mets logo on your breakfast toast. Seems redundant; the Mets are already toast.
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If you don’t stop breathing when you are asleep and snoring, you may not want to tell the hospital you snore during pre-surgery screening. Sleep apnea is a serious problem. For one thing, it increases your risk of strokes, but my wife says I don’t stop breathing. I told the pre-surgical screening I snore. They sent me for a sleep apnea test which also said I don’t have it.
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By the time I’m old enough for Willard Scott to wish me a happy birthday on TV, Willard will be too old to do it.
