Things I Know

  • The meek will inherit the earth and one won the Democratic nomination for US Senate in Florida too.

  • ‘I’m still having trouble typing after shoulder surgery.  I hope to expand and expound on that experience shortly.

  • They have heated hospital gowns now.  I approve.

  • I think we’’ve probably already had our last 90 degree day around here for this year.

  • Imagine how many chickens there are in this country if the FDA recalled half a billion eggs and there are still eggs available.

  • This year the Mets are different.  Instead of an end-of-season collapse, they collapsed right in the middle of the season.

  • I went to the Mets game against the Phillies a week ago Friday.  They won, but they had three players with sub-.200 batting averages in the lineup, so it was no surprise they scored only one run.  I went with a college alumni group.  I didn’’t know anyone there, but still had a nice time.

  • However, parking is $19 and the food I had (not a lot of food and I don’’t drink beer) cost more than the ticket. 

  • In the Mets team store, you can buy a toaster that puts the Mets logo on your breakfast toast.  Seems redundant; the Mets are already toast.

  • If you don’’t stop breathing when you are asleep and snoring, you may not want to tell the hospital you snore during pre-surgery screening.  Sleep apnea is a serious problem.  For one thing, it increases your risk of strokes, but my wife says I don’’t stop breathing.  I told the pre-surgical screening I snore.  They sent me for a sleep apnea test which also said I don’’t have it.

  • By the time I’’m old enough for Willard Scott to wish me a happy birthday on TV, Willard will be too old to do it.

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.