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An aide to former Presidential candidate John Edwards reports in his new book that Edwards made a sex video with his mistress. I’m not the least bit surprised, or the least bit interested.
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John Smoltz was once a great pitcher, but he’s past his prime. Once, and for many years he was the ace of the Atlanta Braves. He was released by the Red Sox last year and caught on with the Cardinals who didn’t offer him a contract for this year. At 43 years of age he’s likely to be injury prone. So he’s a perfect candidate for the Mets.
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Twenty days to pitchers and catchers.
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Since Groundhog Day is Tuesday, I thought I’d point out that the Groundhog always sees his shadow because of TV lights.
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If Conan O’Brien and Jay Leno had been as funny over the past seven months as they have been over the past few weeks, this whole mess would not have happened.
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I couldn’t imagine this would turn out right, but I do admire the guy’s optimism. A man from Ft. Myers had a pen pal named Theresa Jones. She’s 49 and was a prisoner at the Lowell Correctional Institution in Ocala, Fl. Why was she in jail? Escaping. According to published reports, she had done three other sentences for stuff like cocaine and prostitution. Anyway, she was released. He was waiting for her. They went to a hotel. Maybe they were looking forward to multiple channels of HBO, but I’m just speculating. After being there a while, Theresa said she was going to his car to bring in some beer. Time passed; he went to look for her. No Theresa, no beer, no car. She did bring the car back the next day. By then she had acquired a crack pipe, some cocaine, and still no beer. Also by then, the man had called the police. They sent her back to jail and mercifully didn’t release his name to the news media.
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I thought orientated wasn’t a word, but it is. It means the same thing as oriented. In fact, in Britain, orientated is the preferred usage.
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Producers of the History Channel TV series “Life After People” don’t think Twinkies will last forever, but they quote unnamed experts as estimating they’d be edible for at least 25 years. However, they don’t say Twinkies. They call them snack cakes.
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I’m thinking of buying a different car. Either a new one or a late-model used car. But to do so, I’d have to deal with someone who sells cars and that’s a major turn off. I’m sure there are some fine, and honest people who sell cars, but enough of them are anything but to stain the entire business.
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In case its not obvious, the Sisyphus Project is copyrighted 2010 too.