Things I Know

  • The first lady and the vice president’s wife too will be at the World Series game tonight.  Security will be tight.  In fact, it has been reported that if fans leave their seats, they’ll have to go through security again to get back.  That ought to cut way down on beer sales.

  • I run Norton Internet Security on my home network.  I recently upgraded the program.  The spam filter is now so good that it recognizes all the junk e-mail Symantec sends me as junk mail and dumps it.  Now there’s a company with integrity!
  • The 1955 World Series ended on October 4th.  The 1969 World Series ended on October 16th.  The 2009 World Series ends in November if it goes seven games. 

  • Met fans had a really ugly year.  It’s topped by the two teams they would hate most to see in the World Series, the Yankees and the Phillies.  I suppose most Met fans are hoping both teams lose.

  • Buy an ugly used car.  Often, the ugly ones are cheaper.  Plus, you bought it used, so you didn’t cause them to make another ugly car, and when you’re driving it, that’’s one less ugly car you have to look at.

  • Being an effective manager means getting people who work for you to do more work for the same money, or less.

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.