Things I Know

  • Those guys calling me all the time have it wrong.  The two cars I own are about to expire.  The warranties for those two cars expired a long time ago.

  • Not only are Senators Warner and Schumer after the auto warranty sales callers, so is the entire Internet.

  • I never buy anything from telemarketers or spammers.  Doing so would encourage them to do it again and they don’t need any encouragement.

  • My oldest friend signed up for Facebook, so I signed up too.    It’s too early to tell if I like it.

  • These days when I go outside, my car is covered with flowers.  That’s a whole lot better than my car being covered with snow.

  • Weather permitting; I will get to see a Met game at Citi Field in July.

Author: Tom

I know my ABC's, I can write my name and I can count to a hundred.